Medusa Doesn’t Mommy Issues - Funny Mythology Vanity License Plate

Heartbreak Haiku reads:
Medusa doesn't
have time to help you resolve
your mommy issues.

A bold, lightweight vanity plate that brings wit and attitude to your ride. Printed on a smooth-front aluminum panel with a subtle silver backing, this 12" x 6" plate features crisp, dark artwork and cheeky text that reads like a wink from the passenger seat. Pre-drilled edges make it easy to mount or display on any compatible bracket or wall. It’s built to stay bright — vivid, high-resolution printing resists fading while the aluminum core keeps the piece both strong and featherlight. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this plate adds personality to daily drives, garage walls, or dorm decor.

Product features
- 100% aluminum construction — strong yet lightweight with silver backing and white front
- Vibrant, high-resolution printing for bright, crisp colors and details
- Pre-drilled mounting holes (4) along the edges for easy hanging or attachment
- Single size: 12" × 6" (30.5 × 15.2 cm) — universal vanity plate dimensions
- Does not include mounting hardware; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth