{"product_id":"it-s-not-me-you-haiku-gamer-vanity-license-plate","title":"It’s Not Me\/You Haiku - Gamer Vanity License Plate","description":"\u003cp\u003eHeartbreak Haiku reads:\u003cbr\u003eit's not you it's me\u003cbr\u003ebut if we're being honest\u003cbr\u003eit's not me it's you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis aluminum vanity plate brings playful gamer wit to the front of your ride. The clean white face showcases a tongue-in-cheek haiku-style message with pixel hearts and colorful controllers, so your personality reads loud before the engine starts. Lightweight and durable, the plate’s vibrant print resists fading and keeps the design crisp against the silver backing. Pre-drilled holes make it simple to attach to most front bumpers or hang as wall decor in a gaming nook. Assembled in the USA, it’s a small, bold way to signal your love of games and offbeat humor whenever you pull into the driveway or welcome friends into your space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% aluminum construction — strong, lightweight, silver backing with white printable front\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, high-resolution color printing for bright, crisp graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-drilled holes (4) along edges for easy mounting or hanging\u003cbr\u003e- Single size: 12\" × 6\" (30.5 × 15.2 cm) to fit most standard mounts\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; mounting hardware not included\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e12\" × 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth\t\t\t\t\t\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 6\"","offer_id":54514969772323,"sku":"24781123980698163710","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9000\/1187\/files\/13567450071934863765_2048.jpg?v=1763528867","url":"https:\/\/www.heartbreakhaikus.com\/products\/it-s-not-me-you-haiku-gamer-vanity-license-plate","provider":"Heartbreak Haikus","version":"1.0","type":"link"}