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Save 10% each on mix-and-match sets of 2 or more!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeartbreakHaiku reads:\u003cbr\u003eWhen a poet breaks\u003cbr\u003eyour heart, embrace the craft and\u003cbr\u003eheal yourself with words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":48694545252643,"sku":"25903128646737284232","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9000\/1187\/files\/12816791735858875705_2048.jpg?v=1736476148"},{"product_id":"heal-yourself-with-words-kitchen-towel-vintage-typewriter-design","title":"Heal Yourself with Words. - Kitchen Towel, Vintage Typewriter Design","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75); font-family: Assistant, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; letter-spacing: 0.6px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eAdd a touch of character \u0026amp; utility to any kitchen with these cotton hand towels. Makes a great, thoughtful, and useful gift. Save 10% each on mix-and-match sets of 2 or more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeartbreakHaiku reads:\u003cbr\u003eWhen a poet breaks\u003cbr\u003eyour heart, embrace the craft and\u003cbr\u003eheal yourself with words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":49251036135715,"sku":"12347582777211387692","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9000\/1187\/files\/8738931421521083190_2048.jpg?v=1736480487"},{"product_id":"kitchen-towel-hieroglyph-heartbreak-haiku","title":"Hieroglyph Heartbreak Haiku - Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of character \u0026amp; utility to any kitchen with these lightweight, cotton hand towels! Makes a great, thoughtful, and useful gift. Best in sets!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":49282753364259,"sku":"31507543942443717910","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9000\/1187\/files\/4417904430855623648_2048.jpg?v=1736305127"},{"product_id":"harbinger-of-happiness-kitchen-towel","title":"Harbinger of Happiness - Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of character \u0026amp; utility to any kitchen with these cotton hand towels. Makes a great, thoughtful, and useful gift. 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Makes a great, thoughtful, and useful gift. Save 10% each on mix-and-match sets of 2 or more!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeartbreakHaiku reads:\u003cbr\u003eOnce upon a time\u003cbr\u003eJack and Jill climbed all the hills\u003cbr\u003eand then they divorced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.: One size: 18\" × 30\" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Lightweight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cotton Twill \/ 18\" × 30\"","offer_id":49416935112995,"sku":"28459359676645820271","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/9000\/1187\/files\/9371481362140812744_2048.jpg?v=1736479757"},{"product_id":"its-not-you-me-kitchen-towel","title":"\"It's not you\/me\" Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of character \u0026amp; utility to any kitchen. Choose between polyester or cotton material to best match your decorative or cooking needs. Makes a great, thoughtful, and useful gift. 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